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The satirical paper The Onion has a hilarious article in which the top Al-Qaeda leader chastises the US for its ramshackle infrastructure. Al-Zawahiri is quoted as saying:  ”We want to turn your bridges into rubble, but if we claimed credit for making them collapse, nobody would ever believe us. We’d really just be doing you a favor because then you’d actually have to rebuild them.” 

Unfortunately, their joke is too close to the mark for comfort.